REFRESHING MOMENTS:
Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in
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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage badho.....
Santa aage nahin badha
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin badhe?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage badho, mein 10ve number pe tha.
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khediye.
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoe pahenke aaya.
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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar auraton ko kyon dekhate ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: "mahilaon ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am"
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
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