Funny Quips

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

 

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

 

If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

 

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

 

I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.

 

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?

 

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

 

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

 

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

 

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

 

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

 

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

 

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

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