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>> > Hilarious Signs
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>> > Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your
>> > cervix."
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>> > On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband
>> > fixed."
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>> > On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE
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>> > plumber."
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>> > Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one
>> > weak."
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>> > Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We
>> > hear you coming."
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>> >
>> > In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5
>> > minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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>> >
>> > Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you
>> > pick your nose!"
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>> >
>> > On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your
>> > shorts."
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>> >
>> > In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will
>> > assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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>> >
>> > On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
>> >
>> >
>> > At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what
>> > you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
>> >
>> >
>> > In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully.
>> > We'll wait."
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