Bathroom graffiti

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Bathroom graffiti 01

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I came here

To shit and stink,

But all I do

Is sit and think.

 

Bathroom graffiti 02

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(Written high upon the wall)

If you can piss above this line,...

the Nairobi Fire Department want's you.

 

Bathroom graffiti 03

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(Sign posted in a bathroom)

We aim to please!

You aim too! Please!

 

Bathroom graffiti 04

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(Seen above a urinal)

Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.

We don't piss in your ashtrays!

 

Bathroom graffiti 05

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Scratched into the paint of the condom dispensing machine were

these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

 

Bathroom graffiti 06

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(On the inside of a toilet door)

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire

performance

 

Bathroom graffiti 07

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"$1.49 All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the

toilet)

 

Bathroom graffiti 08

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(A sign I saw at a swimming pool once)

We don't swim in your toilet,

so please don't pee in our pool!

 

Bathroom graffiti 09

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(Another sign seen at a swimming pool)

Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it.

Please keep it that way.

 

Bathroom graffiti 10

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(In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant)

It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food

into shit.

It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.

 

Bathroom graffiti 11

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(Sign seen at a restaurant)

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.........

please aim properly.

 

Bathroom graffiti 12

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(Here's one seen above a urinal)

look up

look up

[even higher on the wall]

keep looking up

[on the ceiling]

Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!

 

Bathroom graffiti 13

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(Written above a urinal)

Why are you looking up here? Are you ashamed of it?

 

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