senior citizen
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
> Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just
> heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
> Please be careful!"
> "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March
> day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?"
> "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday."
> And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
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