Sporting Bloopers
>>Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This is Gregoriava from
>>
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>>Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely
>>horse, I once rode her mother."
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>>Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the
>>one behind it which is identical."
>>
>>Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
>>father."
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>>Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing -
>>but none of them serious."
>>
>>Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
>>expect the same thing again"
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>>Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it
>>- you can see it all over their faces."
>>
>>Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977, "Ah, isn't that nice, the
>>wife of the
>>crew."
>>
>>Metro Radio, "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
>>eleven Dicks on the field."
>>
>>David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down
>>the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
>>
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>>playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out
>>his balls and kisses them, oh my God, what have I just said?"
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