That's salesmanship !!!!!!!!!

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Salesman

This one is COOL, Read it till the END..

Ek bar ek Shopping Mall ne ek naya gujarati salesman hire kiya. Sale
badhne
lagi-din dugni, raat chauguni.

Boss ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna hai. Boss Mall par aaya, usne
dekha
ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bechraha
tha.

Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa. Ladke
ne
fishing-rod bech di. Customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka bola Rs.800/-.

Yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur bola, itne mehange shoes
pahankar fishing karne jayenge? Ek sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye,
customer
ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye.

Ab ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap bhi
kharid
lijiye to theek rehega, customer ne cap bhi kharid li. Ab ladke ne kaha,
machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna padega, kuchch eatables, wafer,
biscuits, bhi le jayiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid liye. Ladka bola
machli
pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ? Yeh ek Rs.100/- ki basket bhi le lijiye,
customer ne woh bhi kharid li.

Ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka.

Boss bahut khush hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke
salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa . . aur tumane usey
itna
sara samaan bech diya, very good.

Ladka bola, ' Sir, woh aadmi to 'Stayfree' napkin kharidane ayaa tha
uski
biwi ke liye, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega, '"Jaa Machli
Pakad'"

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