Windows 2004-Konkani Alert

By BR -

The Coalition Government in Goa has managed to come to one unanimous decision. It has commissioned Bill Gates to create a Konkani Version of Window 2004 exclusively for Goa and other Konkan regions in India.

 

The Microsoft Team is already hard at work on this new totally new interactive CD-ROM upgrade, which is to be called Windows 2004 "ZONELAM 2004".

 

In this version, a mouse shall be called UNDIR. A mouse buttom shall be called UNDRACHO BUTAO. As ZONELAM 04 opens, the theme music shall be "UNDRA MOJEA MAMA".

 

Here is a preview of some commands that have already been worked out by the Microsoft Team USA, which has entered into special inter-global collaboration with the Abu Dhabi Gulf Konkan Advisors Inc. and the Goenkar Papde Association Siolim, exclusively for this project.

 

Ignore = Mar Shendi

Exit = Vshimbor

Click = Fottu Kadd

Double Click = Don Fottu Kadd

Byte = Ghass Mar

Save = Bankan dorr

Hide = Lipoi

Unhide = Sogleank dakoi

Hang = Lamboi

Stop = Tamboi

Move = Aloi

Turn on = Pettoi

Turn off = Paloi

Yahoo = Shami Kapoor

WORD 7 = UTOR 7

EXCEL = SHANPON

Delete = Zok Mar

Open = Dakoi

Enter = Bhitor voch

Insert = Bhitor Ghal

PageUp = Voir Cadd

PageDown = Sokol ghal

BackSpace = Fattlean suat

Close = Bonn Cor

Save = Samavun Dhor

Home = Ghara voch

End Kabar

Notes:

 

 

Unfortunately "Yakka Saang" could not be accommodated.

Siolekar would have been better named as COPCAR(:-) instead of Papde.

The name BILL GATES would translate as "KONTACHE DARVANTTE".

The name MICROSOFT would translate as "DAKTULLOPOCPOCHIT".

There is still some diagreement over whether the ZONELAM 2004 version will use the Devnagiri or the Roman Script.

Mr. Churchill Alemao has denounced this disagreement as being purely politically motivated, and has suggested a novel way to reach a compromise by using the Greek script. After all, he claims, that is what computers are to him.

 

 

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