A blond moment
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very angry voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five
things ...
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with
a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is
a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a
professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain
it five times!."
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