A blond moment

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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds

his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After

sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

 

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very angry voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five

things ...

1 -     The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 -     The bouncer is a blonde gal.

3 -     I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with

a black belt in karate.

4 -     The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is

a professional weightlifter.

5 -     The lady to your right is a blonde and is a

professional wrestler.

 

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still

wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,

and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain

it five times!."

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