In a good kiss, there's enough Calcium

Researchers released a list of foods and activities to help 

combat osteoporosis, the dread disorder that leaches calcium 

from the bones as people age.

 

The distinguished lead scientist mounts the podium to make 

his announcement and gives the highlights of the list. To no 

one's surprise, broccoli and cauliflower are there, and the 

researchers also encourage regular exercise, such as walking, 

running, cycling or swimming to prevent calcium loss from the 

bones.

 

But, one reporter, reading ahead, shouts from the front row,

"You've got kissing on the list as a way to prevent  

osteoporosis!  There isn't any calcium in a kiss!"

 

The scientist replied calmly, "In a good kiss, there's enough 

Calcium to make a bone about 6 inches long."