16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It leads to more honest communications.

3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to

    hear.

5. It encourages car pooling.

6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you

    don't care.

7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to

    work.

8. It makes fellow employees look better.

9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at

      the bar.

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch

      break.

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen

      as gross.