Have a good flight

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd

like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from

New York to London.  We are currently flying at a height of

35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

 

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the

aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines

are on fire.

 

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will

observe that the port wing has fallen off.

 

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a 

little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

 

"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air

stewardesses. This is a recorded message.  Have a good

flight!"

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Pearls... Love Affordable Elegance...

Spiders Facts

🕉 *BHAGWAD GITA* _*in one sentence*_ _*per chapter...*_ *Chapter 1* _Wrong thinking is the only problem in life_ *Chapter 2* _Right knowledge is the ultimate solution to all our problems_ *Chapter 3* _Selflessness is the only way to progress & prosperity_ *Chapter 4* _Every act can be an act of prayer_ *Chapter 5* _Renounce the ego of individuality & rejoice in the bliss of infinity_ *Chapter 6* _Connect to the Higher consciousness daily_ *Chapter 7* _Live what you learn_ *Chapter 8* _Never give up on yourself_ *Chapter 9* _Value your blessings_ *Chapter 10* _See divinity all around_ *Chapter 11* _Have enough surrender to see the Truth as it is_ *Chapter 12* _Absorb your mind in the Higher_ *Chapter 13* _Detach from Maya & attach to Divine_ *Chapter 14* _Live a lifestyle that matches your vision_ *Chapter 15* _Give priority to Divinity_ *Chapter 16* _Being good is a reward in itself_ *Chapter 17* _Choosing the right over the pleasant is a sign of power_ *Chapter 18* _Let Go, Lets