NIGHTMARE

By BR -

>>NIGHTMARE #1

>> 

>> >>After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,

>> 

>> >>pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his

>>lighter.

>> 

>> >>Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

>>"There

>> 

>> >>might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened

>> 

>> >>the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches

>>sitting

>> 

>> >>neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the

>> 

>> >>guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired

>>nervously.

>> 

>> >>"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend

>> 

>> >>then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at

>>his

>> 

>> >>ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

>>Calmly,

>> 

>> >>the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

>> 

>> 

>> >>NIGHTMARE #2

>> 

>>One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to

>> 

>> >>kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts

>>feeling

>> 

>> >>a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his

>>hand

>> 

>> >>against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you

>> 

>> >>give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My

>> 

>> >>parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this

>> 

>> >>hour?" He asks grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if

>>we

>> 

>> >>get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all

>> 

>> >>sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I

>> 

>> >>love you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just

>> 

>> >>can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" Out of the blue, the light on

>>the

>> 

>> >>stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas,

>>hair

>> 

>> >>disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go

>>ahead

>> 

>> >>and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says

>> 

>> >>she can come down herself and do it But for God's sake tell him

>>to

>> 

>> >>take his hand off the intercom!"

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