A Joke For The Woman
There's three guys and they're out having a relaxing
day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who
begs to be set free in return for granting each of them
a wish. One of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says:
OK if you can really grant wishes, then double my
I.Q." The mermaid says: "Done."
Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly
and analyzing it with extreme insight. The second guy
is so amazed he says to the mermaid: "Triple my I.Q."
The mermaid says: "Done."
The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical
solutions to problems that have been stumping all
the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.
The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his
friends, that he says to the mermaid:Quintuple my I.Q.
The mermaid looks at him and says: "You know, I
normally don't try to change people's minds when they
make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider."
The guy says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q.
times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."
"Please," says the mermaid "You don't know what
you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the
universe...won't you ask for something else...a million
dollars, anything?" But no matter what the mermaid
said, the guy insisted on having his I.Q. increased by
five times it's usual power. So the mermaid sighed
and said: "Done."
And he became a woman.
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