Great Quotes💐

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*When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.*😆😆😆🤣😂
_~By Lee Majors_

*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.* 🤣😤😂
 _~By Al Gore_

*By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.*🤔🤣😤😂
 _~By Socrates_ 

*Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.* 🤣😤😂
 _~By Mike Tyson_

*The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?*🤣😤😂
 _~By George Clooney_ 

*I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.* 😄😂😤🤣
 _~By Bill Clinton_

*"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."*😤😤😂 
 _~By George W. Bush_ 

*"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."* 🤣😤😂
 _~By Rudy Giuliani_ 

*"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." The third gave me more children!*🤣😂😂
 _~By Donald Trump_ 

*Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming*🤔😤
 *1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,*
 *2. Whenever you're right, shut up.* 
 _~By Shaquille O'Neal_

*The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.*😱😰👊😤🤣😂
 _~By Kobe Bryant_ 

*You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.*😉😤
 _~By David Hasselhoff_

*My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.*😜🤣
 _~By Alec Baldwin_ 

*A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.*😂
 _~By Barack Obama_ 

*Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.*😤😂
 _~By Tommy Lee_

*A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.  They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."*😂
 _~By Brad Pitt_

*First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"*
*Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."* 😤🤣
 _~ By Jimmy Kimmel_

*"First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!*🤣😤😂
 _~By Jay Leno_

*"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"*🤣😤😂
 _~By Brandon Breezy_

*Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh .......and to the ladies with good sense of humour who can handle it!!!!!!!😀😀😀*

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