Beer VS women
1 . Beer is horrible when it is hot.
1 point for women!
2 . The older beer is, the better.
1 point for beer!
3. A cold beer satisfies you.
1 point for beer!
4 . If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can
get angry at
you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife
will get angry
for sure and she might even not talk to you again.
Draw! (it depends on your point of view...)
5. 10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10
women in one
night and you don't have to drive anywhere!
1 point for women!
6. A beer is always wet, a woman isn't.
1 point for beer!
7. Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can
make you see God!
1 point for women!
8. If you ask yourself how the next woman will be,
you're normal. If
you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you're
alcoholic.
1 point for women!
9. For a beer you pay taxes.
1 point for women!
10. If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't
get angry.
1 point for beer!
11. You can always be sure that you're the first one
"opening" a beer.
1 point for beer!
12. If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down
by itself.
1 point for beer!
13. You know exactly how much a beer costs.
1 point for beer!
14. A beer doesn't have a mother.
1 point for beer!
15. You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you
to hug her for
half an hour after.
1 point for beer!
FINAL SCORE: Beer beats women. (9 to 6)
If you're a woman and getting angry, think that a beer wouldn't.
Another point for beer! Final score: 10 to 6.
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