Santa in KBC

By BR -

 

Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity
here with us.
Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh. Chak denge
phatte aaj. Tusi start karo ji.

AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000
Rs. - 'Which state has the largest sikh population ?' and your
options are :
A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab

Santa : Oh ji how much time do I have to answer this question?

AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time

Santa (Giggles) : Sir ji bada tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I
would like to use my lifeline.

AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use?

Santa : Audience poll

AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your
time starts now.

After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%

AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your
disgust here.

Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya Sirji aapki
audience ne. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.

AB : Very good ! 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. OK computer ji do
galat jawab mita diye jayen.

Computer displays  A. Punjab and C. Punjab

Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein chhodunga nahi aaj
isko. Wahe guru di kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye. Main
apne ek dost ko phone karna chahunga.

AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have record of
using all the lifelines in the very first question. This is great .
OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.

Santa : My one and only one... mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.

AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye.

Phone rings. Banta picks it 'Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adhi raati,???'

AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus
ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.

Banta : OOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein...Q -
Q - Q - Q &. Ki hal chal he sar ji.

AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap
apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe
hain mere saath aur...


Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gayahoga,
khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.

AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,......chaliye mein aapko special case
karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.

Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??

Banta : Oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote.
Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri
kameez pehen gaya. Saale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap layega
kya ??.

AB: Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.
Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai ..... (he tells him
the question).
Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon,
par iska answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe.
Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.

Santa : Oye par... (and the clock stops).

AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitra ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe
pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.

Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne
yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai...

And this was the last episode of KBC as most of the audience died
laughing.

 

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