Do you want to impress or confuse BOSS

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Do you want to impress or confuse   BOSS  or Vice versa?.........use
Techno vocabulary.. It can be called the "Buzzword" writing method.
It  is simple.

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced        0. Management         0. contingency
1. total              1. Organization       1. Hardware (or software)
2. integrated      2. reciprocal            2. projection
3. compatible     3. monitored           3. time-frame
4. synchronized   4. digital                4. concept
5. optimal          5. modular              5. programming
6. responsive      6. transitional         6. mobility
7. functional       7. Incremental        7. capability
8. parallel          8. third-generation   8. flexibility
9. systemized     9. policy                 9. options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords
from the above grid, e.g., 257: "integrated modular capability".
Don't  worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it  won't  mean anything to
anyone else either, but they'll think you're  just  smarter than they are
so they won't say anything!! ..
You can propose "systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve  "optimal
transitional flexibility" (568), so that we can think  of  an "integrated
monitored projection" ..............and your boss will  probably promote
you or your customer will be blown away  with your technological superiority.

 

 

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