IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

By BR -
Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo
Prasad Yadav were travelling in an auto rickshaw.
They met with an accident and all three of them died.
Yama was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of
death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But,
for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be
sent to HELL.

Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks
Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All
the three of them had served the public. Similarly,
all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment? He felt that
there should be a formal test or an objective
evaluation before a decision is made; and should not
be just based on opinion or pre conceived notions.

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to
appear for an English test. > >PVNR is asked to spell
"INDIA" and he does it correctly. > >Advani
is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes. It is
Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell
"CZECHOSLOVAKIA". Laloo protests that he doesn't know
English. He says this is not fair and that he was
given a tough question and thus forced to fail with
false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi
(to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at
least feel that Hindi would provide an equal platform
for all three). PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA
BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes. Advani is
asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too
passes. Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA
URRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of
history (which the other two weren't), he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test
in history > >Yama says OK but this would be the last
chance and that he would not take any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". He
replied "1947" and passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the
independence struggle?". > He gets nervous.
Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or
200,000 or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name
and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the
struggle. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go
to HELL.

Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE
IS NO ESCAPE.

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