jokes

By BR -


1. Simran having smaller
Rambha - bigger
Ramyakrishnan - one is Big and one is small
Aishwaryarai - Both are small  

What is that?
You dirty minds.  I am talking about the letter 'R'.


2. Do you know why girls don't keep thier mobiles in
shirt pocket?
B'coz can't get signals near hills & mountains

Do you know why boys keep thier mobiles in pant
pockets?
B'coz signals are high near the tower....


3. Chemistry ke teacher ne Ek ladki ko poocha...
Teacher:: What are nitrates?
Ladki:: Ladki ne Sharmate hue jawab diya "2500/- plus
hotel room bill"...


4. Q:: What is the difference between pulling a
curtain and panty??
A:: When you pull a curtain, "It means that the show
is over".
But, pulling down a panty means "It's show time".


5. BOYS PLEDGE:
India is our nation,
Girls are our destination,
Flirting is our Profession,
Dating is our Occupation,
to hell with our Education.


6. GIRLS POLICY:
Fraud with innocent boys;
Fun with Handsome boys;
Friendship with Smart boys;
Love with Faithful boys;
Marriage with Rich boys.


7. A 5 year old boy asked a Pregnant lady: What is
that?
The lady told, "This is my baby and I love him very
much".
Boy: Then why did you eat him??


8. Lady asked the time to a Sardar.  He replied "bra
panties"
She slapped him and said, "I asked you the time".
Sardar said wahi tho "BARAH PAINTEES" <12:35>


9. Traveller to co-passenger on seeing her zip open:
"Madam, your lips are laughing". She replied "yeah, it
wants a cigarette".


10. A girl and boy sitting alone.  The boy started
touching the girl.
GIRL: Don't touch me, all this only after marriage...
BOY: OK, call me when you are married.


11. Sardar was driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh.
He puts his hand on her lap.  She smiles and says,
"You can go further dear".
So, Sardar drives to SHIMLA.


12. A boy from third class asked his teacher, can a
girl of my age have babies?
She said, "What? NEVER"
Boy told the girl sitting next, "See, I told you not
to worry"


Thought of the day:
S E X is like a restaurant, Sometimes you get good
service, sometimes you get bad service, sometimes no
service and
Many times you have to be happy with self-service.


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