Tech Support

By BR -

Dear Tech Support Team:
 
        Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected
child-processes, that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
 
        In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs
And now monitors all other system activities.
   
        Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0,
BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the
System whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting to run my favorite applications.
 
       I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the
'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
       Please help!
 
 
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
 
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
 
 
        This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
That it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
       Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator
To run EVERYTHING!!!
       It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to
Girlfriend 5.0.
       It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from
The system once
installed.
       You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is
Designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under
Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .
       I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
environment.
       I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.
       The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before

the system will    return to normal anyway.
 
 
         Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support prog
rams,
such as
Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5     and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very
Careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to
Launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this         happens, the only way to
Improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I

Recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
 
       WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by
Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

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